How Affirmations Helped Create My Worldwide Empire

By Scott Adams, Creator of Dilbert

Several years ago, in the closing pages of my otherwise humorous book titled The Dilbert Future, I told a weird little tale of how I used a technique called affirmations in my attempts to achieve a number of unlikely goals.

Since then, I’ve received more questions on that topic than on anything else I’ve ever written. So I know this will pin the needle on the blog comments.

The idea behind affirmations is that you simply write down your goals 15 times a day and somehow, as if by magic, coincidences start to build until you achieve your objective against all odds.

An affirmation is a simple sentence such as “I Scott Adams will become a syndicated cartoonist.” (That’s one I actually used.)



Prior to my Dilbert success, I used affirmations on a string of hugely unlikely goals that all materialized in ways that seemed miraculous. Some of the successes you can explain away by assuming I’m hugely talented and incredibly sexy, and therefore it is no surprise that I accomplished my goals despite seemingly long odds. I won’t debate that interpretation because I like the way it sounds.

But some of my goals involved neither hard work nor skill of any kind. I succeeded with those too, against all odds. Those are harder to explain, at least for me, since the most common explanation is that they are a delusion. I found my experience with affirmations fascinating and puzzling, and so I wrote about it.

At this point, allow me to correct a mistake I made the first time that I described my experience with affirmations. If you only hear the objective facts, it sounds as if I believe in some sort of voodoo or magic. That’s not the case.

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The CIA Mad Scientist’s Mind-Control Quest with LSD

By Larry Getlen / NY Post

In his mid-20s, future crime kingpin Whitey Bulger spent time in the Atlanta Federal Penitentiary for hijacking and armed robbery. While there, he volunteered to be part of a drug experiment that sought to find a cure for schizophrenia.

Or so he was told.

In reality, the experiment sought to determine how much LSD the human mind could take before it snapped. Bulger was fed large doses of the drug nearly every day for 15 months without being told what it was.

He later wrote of the horrors he experienced during this time.

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The 7 Secrets for Generating Enlightened Sperm

By Jafree Oswald
The Manifesting Super Gold Pack

What is Enlightened Sperm? Everything in life has a vibration and consciousness to it… yes, even human sperm!

You may think this is a joke yet in 50 years from now this will be common knowledge. Ask any quantum physicist and they’ll agree that a man’s quality of consciousness does effect the consciousness of his little swimmers inside.

When any life form is operating at a higher level of consciousness, it simply functions better. A sperm’s mobility, motility and fertility success are all dramatically improved within a higher conscious man.

If you are a typical man, your ball sack will generates 250 million sperms in 2 days. So tonight you can release the older unconscious crew hanging out in your storage, and follow these 7 enlightening steps below for the next 3 days. This will dramatically transform the energy and consciousness of your troops! Women can also increase their chances of pregnancy by improving their fertility with my proven steps to Enlightened Fertility.

What every man needs to practice before making the leap to have a baby…

1. Meditate on your Balls.

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