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18 Ways to Join the Illuminati

So, you want to join a secret cabal of mysterious forces that make up the Illuminati. Granted it has for some a “romantic” appeal. Granted that appeal may be filled with fear but it’s a concept they hold on to in spite of reason. Here are the steps that anyone can use to gain admitance into the most powerful club in the world.

Regarding the Illuminati, most of the Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists (PCT) have a habit of jumping to conclusions based on faulty evidence and reasoning. They are so good at it they could be finalists in the Olympic Conclusion Jumping Event. One of the common errors they make is that of constantly referencing each others works without going further back to find original source material.

But I digress… .

Let’s suppose that in spite of reason and logic an Illuminati does exist and you were one of the rare people who wanted to join it. By joining the Illuminati you could build an empire that increased your personal holdings while further subjugating the uninformed masses of humanity.

Let’s further assume that you were not born into the so-called “blood lines of the Illuminati” to whom access is most easily granted.

There must be a way to get “in”.

Here are 18 things you can do to increase your chances of becoming a part of the Illuminati.

1) Take the long view of things. Be patient. The Illuminati is, if nothing else, patient with their goal of world domination.

2) Start your own form of Illuminati group that models everything you know about the so-called “real” Illuminati. Your members should want nothing less that more power, money, control and domination while at the same time making their influence appear invisible.

3) Study up on what the PCT say about The Illuminati and learn as much as you can.

4) Get a degree from Harvard. While there make it your intent to join the Skull and Bones Society or the Pen and Quill.


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